In the Holiday Spirit

"Nicholas was...
older than sin, and his beard could grow no whiter. He wanted to die.
The dwarfish natives of the Arctic caverns did not speak his language, but conversed in their own, twittering tongue, conducted incomprehensible rituals, when they were not actually working in the factories.
Once every year they forced him, sobbing and protesting, into Endless Night. During the journey he would stand near every child in the world, leave one of the dwarves' invisible gifts by its bedside. The children slept, frozen in time.
He envied Prometheus and Loki, Sisyphus and Judas. His punishment was harsher.
Ho.
Ho.
Ho."

- Neil Gaimon, from "Smoke and Mirrors"

Dark and twisted humour is really entertaining to me these days. Apparently the author had this printed on his Christmas cards one year. I'd like to think I'm not quite that bitter or cynical... yet.